Meet your new secret weapon
Spray on, rock on.
20 Alpha is a hair fibre solution that you put in your hair to make your hair look thicker and fuller.
It's 100% natural and totally unnoticeable.
How It Works
Should I be worried?
Shit man, you think we'd let you out unnatural chemical sludge on your head and risk you becoming some ugly, hairless turtle mutant? That’d be a fucking stupid business strategy for us. We love your hair. This stuff is basically just natural cotton and Keratin, plus some coloring.
You stinky motherfucker need to wash your ass SOME day don't you? Well when you finally get around to it, then you can use some shampoo, body wash or your ex girlfriends' left over Peruvian hair cleansing mask oil crap - whatever. It’ll wash out with all that other dirt in your hair.
Rain? Pool? Beach? Swimming in pussy? You're all good. This stuff won't run if it gets wet so nobody will notice. Obviously don't dunk your head under water or drown in pussy, but if it rains on your sorry ass then this stuff will remain intact and looking great..
Jesus Christ, it's just a few bucks.
Stop being a cheap-ass and just try it! It's going to be great - we promise.
And if it isn't then we'll give you your damn money back, OK?